Man's Greatest Invention: Disposable Diapers

Mr. George M. Schroder, I would like to express my deepest thanks to you, for your ingenuity in coming up with a revolutionary idea, now commonly known as disposable diapers. Without you, moms around the world will have nothing to do but wash cloth diapers all day long, and have unfit sleep for as long as their children are not wee-wee trained.

I would also like to thank Johnson & Johnson for mass producing what Mr. Schroder dared to create.

No thanks to Victor Mills and his group of superfriends who invented Pampers, as your product left rashes to my poor baby's butt the couple of times I tried using it.

To JS Unitrade Merchandise, Inc., the Hygiene Professionals, who manufacture EQ Dry Diapers here in our country, I extend my sincerest gratitude for providing my baby with the highest quality diapers at a very reasonable price. Without you, I may have been forced to stick with the same quality but more expensive Prokids. Surprisingly, you manufacture Prokids too. Oh well, it really pays to know your marketing stuff.



credits to JS Unitrade, for the picture


20 comments:

honie said...

ahaha..waw.. ayus to.. uu nga..pati ung baby nmen nagkaka rashes sa pampers.hmmm...;))

fedhz said...

huwaw. paid post ba itech? so aga ha. naku, mahal pampers no. tska maliit. si Yz prokids. kase malaki ung size nya. ganda lang pampers kase fit. hindi mashado bubukol.

EQ daw same lang gumawa with prokids. dun kame sa mas mahal. hyuck! wahaha

niko said...

aw. EQ dry baby rin si yena.. and true nagkarashes si yena sa pampers na once lng nmen pinatry sa knya... EQ dry is the best..


oi advertising fee jan wala ba??? hihih lol

redamethyst said...

di rin ako gumamit ng pampers kay JJ. un xl nila dati maliit pa rin para sa kanya. hehehe. Prokids at EQ rin nagamit ko. tska ano nga ba yun... hay nakalimutan ko na pangalan

zoan said...

i never tried EQ :D ewan kasi yung ninang ng baby ko ngpro-provide ng diapers ni JB, kundi pampers eh huggies yung binibigay, grasya na kaya yun na gagamitin :D

niko said...

fave post ko to.. kasi pareho tau ng choice sa diaper!! weh haahhaah

niko said...

nkkatuwa kasi change n nmn sila ng design diba??? galing tlga ng EQ DRY :) hhehhehe

niko said...

true ka girl. this must be man's greatest invention!!!

Chris said...

we used Prokids and then moved to EQ Dry later...

Chris said...

its been a year or so when we stopped using Diapers...

Sherry said...

now even adult can use adult diapers.

Sherry said...

I want know who invent sanitary pad, you know now with menstrual cup? but I don't buy that cup use.

redamethyst said...

siguro matry ko ang EQ, pagmay baby na ulit. wahahaha. tagal pa siguro yun

Genejosh said...

Now, I know it's mr. George M. Schroder who invented the disposable diaper...if there's a quiz about this makasagot na ako...

Genejosh said...

Thank you for this invention talaga, no need for me to worry if mag wee-wee or magpoo-poo si hzyd

Genejosh said...

Hyzyd consumes about 98 diapers in a month..Baby Love gamit nya:)

Genejosh said...

with diaper tuloy-tuloy ang tulog naming lahat! no disturbance, if ok nga i wanna use adult diaper coz I always wee wee at night...LOL!

Sherry said...

I think it is better to have XXL size as I thin kthey got only XL here

Sherry said...

we have this brand here and the price not too expensive

Sherry said...

I forgot say that its always good to buy more during promotion so you save more!