My Child Is An Achiever

Let me say that again. My child is an achiever. I knew it the moment I saw her in that nursery room a few hours after I gave birth. How did I know? Well, I am her mom. So. I mean it's a pretty normal for a mom to assume that her child/children will take the world by storm someday. Svetlana is one child who will do many great things as she grows older. In fact, she's starting to show potential at such a young age. Lemme share to you what she has managed to do so far:

She can open and close her hands upon request. And at a fast forward pace, too, that you wouldn't be able to keep up with your command. Impressed? Oh, I am just starting. Wait till you read the others.

She has already eaten most food that only one-year-old children are allowed to eat. Like hotdogs. And spaghetti (yes, the pasta and the sauce). And bread. And cup cakes. And rice. And everything else that happens to be on the menu. Remarkable, eh?

She has already ripped apart three lovely story books and ate some of the pages. Simply precious.

She has already tasted all the slippers inside the house. She's developed a fetish at six months already. How extraordinary is that?

She has already crawled all corners of the house (under the bed, too. yes.) and developed intimate friendship with the floor with her face constantly smacking on it. Exceptional? Yes.

She and her shadow are already best friends. They have come to know each other so well that Svet would stare at her shadow and talk to it for a full ten minutes. Now that in itself is an achievement. Everything else holds her attention for not more than two seconds. It's just wonderful.

I don't want to say more, lest a talent scout or an agent from the Guinness Book of World Records come knocking at our door to introduce Svet to the world as the latest child wonder. She is still too young for show business. I'll wait it out till she's 14. I told here she is destined to rule the world one day. She was shocked.




29 comments:

honie said...

ahahaha.. pang world record.. =)) amazingly..spectacular.. bravo svet bravo..!!

Gigi said...

Hahahaha.... Your kid is indeed remarkable. It's the first time I ever read your blog and I like it already! Very sarcastic, and very smart... Please consider it as a compliment! I'll read your past for now...

The Muse said...

What a pleasure to read about such a super talented young one! :)
Wow, the world is hers!!!
And you are so proud...Yeah!

Aria said...

Good luck with little one... Hope you've got your rollerskates oiled & ready! lol You've been doing some work on the site... Looks Great! Keep it up! ;-)
Ciao for now,
Aria

pehpot said...

ayun naka pag comment din!

Mata pa lnag ni Svet, winner na!

sterndal said...

hello!

you are one proud MAMA!

yeah i agree :) your daughter is really amazing! haha!

cheers!

gelo said...

i love my INAANAK! hahaha. i miss you, marce.

fedhz said...

wala akong masabi kundi ayus! wahah. at least di mo na kelangan magwalis. nakuskos na ng damit ni svet. hihihi

niko said...

@ fedhz.. mahirap nga lang maglaba!!


lam mo bang fave ko tong basahin ng basahin.. kakatuwa eh :) as in seryoso i love to read it over and over again.. fave ko to.

redamethyst said...

at a young age talaga makikita na ang potential ng bata. pang world records ang dating ah. hehe

zoan said...

hahaha what a funny face :) she was totally shocked :D na ima-imagine nya kasi kung magiging katulad ba sya ni gma o ni mother theresa :)

niko said...

ayan lam ko na ngaun.. 3 lovely books na nasira ni goddesss!! lol

niko said...

fetish for shoes at 6 months?! imeldific yan si svet paglaki!!! wonderful :)

niko said...

anung rule the world someday??? eh she has been ruling ur world since day 1 :) weh hahhaha

Chris said...

she is such a cutie talaga! wait.. musta na sya ngayon? pang guiness nga ba?

Sherry said...

wow look at her big eyes!

Sherry said...

wow she is talent then you need guide her ;)

Sherry said...

nice to see she loves to crawl, I was told girl can walk first than boys. as boys slow learn.

Sherry said...

my friend daughter walk at 11 mths

Genejosh said...

what a child wonder! di yan nakaya ni Hyzyd yong tasting slippers before ngayon na that he's more than 1 LOL!

Genejosh said...

very extraordinary yong tearing 3 books at 6 months! ang lakas pala ni Svet at 6 months!

Genejosh said...

hindi nakacrawl si Hyzyd under the bed because wala kaming bed only mattress kaya palaging nahulog..waaaahhhh

Genejosh said...

I'm sure she's an achiever marce! mana kay mommy at daddy...

Genejosh said...

marce bagay ang photo ni Svet pangfinale sa article mo as in shock sya sa plan mo!

Sherry said...

a blogger contact me from facebook asking me if want to make money but I realised that it need money to make money. :(

Sherry said...

its related to achiever, its like online studies for kids to stay home do it rather than go tuition. if parent buy the program you earn money.

Sherry said...

she not tell me all of detail as want me to attend the hearing, anyway not interest at the moment since not much income cant think that I manage to take out money to involve

Sherry said...

but I also think its important if child interest in studies if not waste money for the program, I was told the program is not free either

Sherry said...

its related to education field so I think thats where kids get really good grates!