- Have multiple orgasms in one porking session. Hah! Becha can't do that. Well, some claim they CAN, but HOW often? I bet not SO often. Sucks that you have a..uhh.. whaddaya call that, refractory period. Oh the bliss of being an Energizer Bunny! Bleh.
- Have an arousal IN PUBLIC inconspicuously. WE don't have bulging parts, so WE don't ever get that "you-should-be-ashamed-of-yourself" look in public.
- Cross our legs WITHOUT rearranging our crotch. (which reminds me, I have a separate entry including this item later on. Or maybe tomorrow.)
- Look hot licking our lower lip. Neeeooo. You can't do that without looking like a maniac.
- Don a G-string AND look sexy. Come on, seriously. You JUST can't!
- Blame it all on PMS. You don't have that, so what's your excuse for being grumpy or lazy?
- We CAN share our problems to each other EVEN without drinking beer/getting drunk first.
I can point out so much more, but let's leave it at that. We don't want to bruise your egos too much, do we. Ha ha. Come to think of it, it's all that machismo that prevents men from doing most of the things that we do best. Of course, the others they just have to blame on their natural body functions. LOL. Oh my gosh, THAT was fun! And I think that's another item on the list. Men can't say "Oh My Gosh" out loud or in writing without sounding gay. Please join us in this week's meme. Speak up and let's talk it over! Simply answer this week’s meme, copy the badge in your post, enter your link at McLinky over at Niko's post, leave comments and join the fun!