What'd Women Do If They Had A Penis For A Day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9.

You gotta tell me guys (since I doubt if I will be able to ever change my sex for a day. Or if I even want to. LOL.). Does it feel as funny as it looks? Hey, I was just asking.

10 comments:

StaceyC4 said...

Yes, I think you got it all!! That was too funny!

redamethyst said...

hahaha. where's the guys? hahaha.
1 and 9 are important experience.

zoan said...

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.---> i will find the answer :D

I'm gonna try number 9 too.. ahaha

Sherry said...

oh this become the woman is shemale

Genejosh said...

i haven't visited the theater for 3 years..di pa kasi kami makapasok with a 1 year old toddler..

Genejosh said...

i don't know what to do if I could have the male's organ for a day!

Genejosh said...

hubby has the same reason with yours marce..bakit pa daw magsine if we could watch it at home..idownload lang namin kaya no kibo nalang ako....i guess he's right and you're right marce:)

niko said...

hhaha ko rin. i doubt it kung kahit one day pyag ako papalit ng kasarian.. thats iw marce hihihi

niko said...

this is a funny list.. pero bakt pauit ulit ung number 9 anung meron ??? lol hahhahah

Sherry said...

@gene you can rent video or vcd or dvd to watch