What'd Men Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Honestly, I didn't know that women can do number 7. But then hubby showed me this video and I was like, "Ohhh" and "Ewww" at the same time. There's more of this tomorrow. Yep. The version of the other sex. Trust me. It only gets funnier.

21 comments:

PinayWAHM said...

Zucchini? Ewww....hahaha...

Napadan na din dito after stalking C...

Salitype said...

ha1ha!ha!...it gets funnier and funnier. i'll wait for the next post then..

Faye Pia :D said...

squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half...(laughs) i would like to see that. :D hahaha. =)

fedhz said...

nsan ung video.. eeww... wwahaha.

niko said...

and where on earth do you get them list??? :D so funny!!

Liz said...

Oh my funny!!!

Sherry said...

lol this is funny :)

redamethyst said...

ehem... can I have a copy or link to that video? ehehehe

zoan said...

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.-->where the hell is that video?i wanna see it.. ahahah

zoan said...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
--->i can't find it myself hahaha

Monz Avenue said...

Hahah This is hilarious though i never dreamed of having one. Nyay! Extreme LOL @ # 10.


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Sherry said...

no.1 is it mean g string?

zoan said...

@sherry : read FHM you'll know :D

Sherry said...

@zoan don't think the FHM here having the same detail.

Genejosh said...

ha..ha... I couldn't imagine myself having one..I love what I have now...

Genejosh said...

no.2 parang transvestite though they have breast first and then they'll ask for a change of organ...

Genejosh said...

zucchini and cucumbers? for what?..LOL! how about banana and eggplant?...LOL!

Genejosh said...

no.4..parang di ko naman kaya marce without sleeping...LOL!

redamethyst said...

kailangan talaga nila itry ang number 4, importante talaga un.hehehe. pero syempre dapat may magaling din silang partner

niko said...

hahaah natwa ako sa number 4.. keri yan lalo pag newly wed lol

niko said...

di ko kinaya tong list na to.. ang maniac tlga ng mga guyz lol pis hihihih